“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.”

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”

“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”

“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)”

“You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”