“The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.”

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

“If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.”

“Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.”