“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

“The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.”

“If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.”

“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”