“You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”

“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

“If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.”

“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)”