“I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off...”

“Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you’re what I want; you make me growl.”

“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”

“The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.”

“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.”

“I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon evening of debauchery.”

“He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.”