“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”
“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”
“When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.”
“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ”
“Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.”
“When did he pass out lastnight?" Eric asked Myrna."After he swallowed my banana and I forced him to consume my fluids.”