“Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
“Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening”
“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.”
“People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity.”
“Everything is illegal. Whenever it needs to be illegal it is. ”