“At least you died and went to heaven”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“What if you had faith and performed good works, what if you died and went to heaven, and what if all the people you met there were people you didn't like?”
“Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.”
“Pride must die in you, or nothing of heaven can live in you.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”