“For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good.”

“A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it's bad, it's still pretty good...”

“See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good.”

“Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!”

“Thanks for not trying to see me when I looked like hell.”“To be fair, you still look pretty bad.”

“I'm not mad at you," she said. "Not even a little?" "No." "Do you still love me?" It didn't seem like the perfect time to mention that I had already made copies of the key for the deliverer from Pizza Hut, and the UPS person, and, also the nice guys from Greenpeace, so they could leave me articles on manatees and other animals that are going extinct when Stan is getting coffee. "I've never loved you more.”