“Another friend of mine once told me in a deep depression that his marriage was "like running a preschool with a roommate you used to date." Nice.”
“A good friend of mine once told me that you have to work hard to get something. I didn't listen to her and look at where I am now”
“Once you teach me something, it's mine to use.”
“As a friend of mine told me about Real Happiness: you wrote this one in American.”
“Somebody once told me that good friends are like Tootie Pops, if you don't bite them they won't bite you. Erin Swift”
“...childbirth is at best necessary and tolerable. It is not fun. (Like shitting a pumpkin, a friend of mine told me when I inquired about the Great-Experience-You-Are-Missing.)”