“Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.”
“You say tomato, I saw watermelon.”
“Kira... the Flaming Tomato”
“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.”
“You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella.First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B.L.T. would be the bacon?”
“We economists don't know much, but we do know how to create a shortage. If you want to create a shortage of tomatoes, for example, just pass a law that retailers can't sell tomatoes for more than two cents per pound. Instantly you'll have a tomato shortage. It's the same with oil or gas.”