“Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties?”
“Besides, you know how I love the theater, and let's face it-a wedding is like a big show followed by a cast party.”
“Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.”
“...and her mother had been a great beauty who cared only to go to parties and amuse herself with gay parties.”
“...even if gay marriage were legalized there would still be gay men who didn't want to marry, gay men no other gay men would want to marry, and gay men who didn't want to leave the priesthood in order to marry.”
“(well, LOVE and gay rights - three cheers for straight girls who max out on helping gay guys)”