“Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.”

“I need to be frightened of things. I hate it, but I must need it, because it's what I do.”

“I don't believe you can ever really cook unless you love eating.”

“It s easier to impress someone than to give them pleasure.”

“...That Great Cocktail Cabinet in the Sky...”

“I put the kitch into kitchen.”

“It's like I have a sensor in my head, but she works on a seven-second delay... well-meaning, but perpetually about seven seconds too late to actually do anything to stop the horrific avalanche of shit-you-shouldn't- say-out-loud-but-I-just-did.”