“...That Great Cocktail Cabinet in the Sky...”

“It s easier to impress someone than to give them pleasure.”

“I need to be frightened of things. I hate it, but I must need it, because it's what I do.”

“Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter.”

“I don't believe you can ever really cook unless you love eating.”

“I put the kitch into kitchen.”

“I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains”