“i don't know the ethics, but some times sex is at highest priority in a relationship.”

“I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex.”

“I placed the highest priority on the sort of life that lets me focus on writing, not associating with all the people around me.”

“I don't know what sex appeal is. I don't think you can have sex appeal knowingly. The people who seduce me personally are the people who seem not to know they're seductive, and not to know they have sex appeal.”

“This is a book for those of you who want to be parents as well as people, who don't want to feel guilty about taking some time for yourself or your relationship (if you're even in one). It's for those folks who might, every once in a while, want to get drunk, and have sloppy sex without worrying that they're going to roll over on their kid because you all sleep in a "family bed" since that's how they do it in Taiwan and they have the highest math scores of any country on earth.”

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”