“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ”
“Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.”
“A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there's no water”
“Cry Me a River, Build Yourself a Bridge, and GET OVER IT!”
“If somebody hurts you, it's okay to cry a river, just remember to build a bridge and get over it.”
“The best man day in the world would involve building a bridge and then blowing up that bridge. Which is why you can't make a better man movie than The Bridge on the River Kwai, unless you make Two Bridges on the River Kwai.”