“I'm an artist...The difference is that I don't tell anybody. I refuse to give them new reasons to laugh at me.”
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
“I am one man with a laptop. When I give the world my characters, it's because I don't want to keep them for myself. You don't like what I made them do? Fucking tell me I'm wrong! Rewrite the story. Throw in a new plot twist. Make up your own ending.”
“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money." —Marlon Brando”
“I don't need anybody to tell me how to be alive.”
“I'll give you a reason," I tell her, my voice raw. "I promise. If you give me the chance, I will give you a reason to be with me.”