“Sometimes I think I should just buy a blow-up party doll. Same level of intelligence, plastic, and full of air.The problem is, I'd probably fall in love.”

“I must have bitten Angus Young too, because his brother Malcolm walked up to me in a rage. I was wearing platform boots, and Malcolm's face was eye level with my belly button. "You fucking bastard," he roared at my navel. "You can bite my brother, fine! But if you fucking bite me, I'll bite your fucking nose off, you dog-faced faggot."I think I said something like "you and what stepladder," because before I knew it, he was attacking me, climbing up my leg and clawing at my face like a crazed cat.”

“Love those who hurt you the most, because they are probably the ones closest to you.They, too, are on a path, and just like you they are learning to walk before they can fly. Imagine if everybody you hurt in life turned their backs on you? You would be playing a hell of a lot of solitaire. Love them no matter what.”

“I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces.”

“I used to think the only way to be truly alive is to confront your mortality.”

“Just let it happen and, I promise you, all that is magic will appear.”

“Selling my soul would be a lot easier if I could just find it.”