“Dead pirates didn't get to spend their booty. Dead pirates didn't get to shake their booty, either. Bummer.”
“Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks”
“He couldn't be dead. Not from the dagger, or those dozen pirates, or from the catapult. No, Sam couldn't be so stupid that he'd get himself killed. She'd... she'd... Well she'd kill him if he was dead.”
“I don't get it. What's an Angry Pirate?”
“Joe,” I whispered. “What’s on your mind?”Did booty call partners care what was on their booty call’s mind?”
“My sister the booty police.”