“From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.”
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“Everybody was wearing rhinestones, all those sparkly clothes, and cowboy boots. I decided to wear a black shirt and pants and see if I could get by with it. I did and I've worn black clothes ever since. ”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
“When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.”
“Time may smooth the stone, but time will never wear it away.”