“Whip ‘em out boys. We’ll measure them right here and now.”

“This isn’t over, Sylvia. I’ll leave you now, but I’m watching. I will not let that bastard hurt you.” I said this just as I reached the door. As she shut the door I heard a strangled whisper, “No, you’re perfectly capable of doing that on your own.”

“You can never replace someone you love like that. Eventually the memories won’t be so hard on you. With time, the memories will make you smile and you will be grateful for having them.”

“I love you. I never stopped loving you. These past years have been empty without you. The weekend you spent with me made me realize just how much you mean to me.”

“The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren’t paying attention to before.”

“A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.”

“Bad things open your eyes to the good things you weren’t paying attention to before.”