“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. ”
“Writers, like elephants, have long, vicious memories. There are things I wish I could forget.”
“It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.”
“Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.”
“The novel is a kind of elephant. But I like to make that elephant dance on a quarter.”
“But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant—in a very manly tutu.”