“It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!”

“Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.”

“I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.”

“I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.”

“Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.”

“All Nature wears one universal grin.”

“We are not defined by our things. Its not our clothes we wear or the cars we own or the art we aquire. It's not where we live but how we live. Its out ACTIONS that are remebered once we are gone.”