“Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.”

“I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.”

“I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.”

“Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.”

“It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!”

“There are only two emotions. Love and fear.... Love and fear is all there is == Everything else is just an offshoot motivated by those two.”

“9p.m. My flat. Feel very strange and empty. Is all very well thinking everything is going to be different when you come back but then it is all the same. Suppose I have to make it different. But what am I going to do with my life? I know. Will eat some cheese.”