“Boys are not supposed to cry. Because when they do, things get worse. Then suddenly you have two problems. You have whatever it was that made you cry in the first place, and then you also have the problem that you are a boy crying. And someone is bound to let you know this is worse. So now you have two problems. ”
“Never cry because you have mountains of problem in your hands to solve. Always smile because each problems will someday resolve.”
“When you manage people, you must first convince them they need managing. So you create the problems and then let the people cry for solutions.”
“It is always tedious when someone tells you that if you don't stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much.”
“The problem is not that you have problems; the problem is that you see having problems as a problem.”
“The problem with having problems is that ‘someone’ always has it worse.”