“If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.”

“You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.”

“Why always "not yet"?  Do flowers in spring say "not yet"? ”

“Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.”

“How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.”

“За да намерим приятел, трябва да си затворим едното око, за да го запазим – двете”

“Do you ever just want to take your car out onto the highway and gun the engine as fastas you can and then close your eyes and see what happens?”