“You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.”

“A nation becomes what its young people read in their youth. Its ideals are fashioned then, its goals strongly determined.”

“The greatness of a nation is not the military power to enforce its will upon others, but rather its capacity to inspire high ideals and a humanizing spirit.”

“People who were raised on The Bible can never tell the difference between a warning and an advertisement.”

“People who go around advertising their birthdays are douchebags. It's a fact. You can look it up on Wikipedia.”

“A doctor is advertised by the bodies he cures. My business is advertised by the minds I stimulate. And let me tell you that the book business is different from other trades. People don't know they want books. I can see just by looking at you that your mind is ill for lack of books but you are blissfully unaware of it!”