“The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.”

“When you increase the number of gardens, you increase the number of heavens too!”

“Aglionby Academy was the number one reason Blue had developed her two rules: One, stay away from boys because they were trouble. And two, stay away from Aglionby boys, because they were bastards.”

“Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!!”

“The taste for luxuries increases with marvelous rapidity under indulgence.("A Night In An Old Castle")”

“If the regular length of a shot is increased, one becomes bored, but if you keep on making it longer, a new quality emerges, a special intensity of attention.' At first there can be a friction between our expectations of time and Tarkovsky-time and this friction is increasing in the twenty-first century as we move further and further away from Tarkovsky-time towards moron-time in which nothing can last—and no one can concentrate on anything—for longer than about two seconds.”