“They give an "X" rating to flicksWhere sex is the center of kicks,While violence and warAre considered fit forSmall children no older than six.”

“If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.”

“We do not know how life began.”

“By Gad,' exclaimed Welsh, 'I’d manage a nunnery for £500!''I daresay you would, but a suicidal, and possibly homicidal, lunatic isn’t a nunnery.'Welsh looked at his friend with diminished respect.”

“The control center of your life is your attitude.”

“Great sex is apocalyptic. There is no such thing as great sex unless you have an apocalyptic moment.”

“There is a no man's land between sex and love, and it alters in the night.”