“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.”
“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.”
“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.”
“The problem with getting older is you still remember how things used to be.”
“As you get older the questions come down to two or three. How long have I got and what am I gonna do with the time I've got left?”
“There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?”