“Buried deep-deep under that teenage boy exterior, you, Sebastian Hawkins, are a sweetheart.”

“If you have to use the words, “deep down” all that means is you're fooling yourself. You're seeing what you want to see and not what's really there.”

“This is my friend, Sebastian.' 'Best friend,' I blurted out and then wanted to punch myself in the face for sounding so dumb. At this rate, I'd be painting nails with her any day now. Thank God, Jaden wasn't here.”

“Was this what love was? Thinking a girl looked beautiful in her pajamas and glasses? ~ What a Boy Wants”

“Only real men can pout without losing their masculinity. I have nothing to worry about there. ~What A Boy Wants”

“—Primero de todo, estás loco. Soy mucho más caliente que tú. Y segundo, estoy siendo serio, hombre. Somos como, Batman y Robin. Scooby y Shaggy. En realidad, ninguno de esos dúos tiene nada que hacer con nosotros. Somos Sebastian y Jaden. ¿A quién voy a conseguir para que me ayude a ver a las chicas? Quiero decir, ¿quién más podría lograr ese baile de “I’m Sexy and I Know it”, sino nosotros?”

“But when he smiles? Really smiles, it’s perfect. Like toothpaste commercial, boy-next-door beauty that makes it really hard to be pissed at him.”