“I feel like a dick for being an ass.”
“I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.”
“Enhanced Interrogation is Dick Cheney changing a word, Dick Cheney comes up with a new word to cover his ass!”
“It's not acting like an ass that bothers me, it's that I act like an ass while being completely convinced that I'm suave and sexy that freaks me out.”
“I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass.”
“Being gay is not an excuse for being a dick.”