“I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.”
“Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.”
“Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.”
“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”
“I don't want to tell you how to be a prince, but shouldn't you have some bodyguards or something?""Bodyguards? Who would want to harm a charming guy like me?”
“Uhm, let go of that bossy vine, Tarzan, this Jane don’t swing that way. I said I’m notgoing.”