“Oh, I know what to do when I see victuals coming toward me in little old Bagdad-on-the-Subway. I strike the asphalt three times with my forehead and get ready to spiel yarns for my supper.”

O. Henry

O. Henry - “Oh, I know what to do when I see victuals...” 1

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