“A man, see… The harder the situation, the more a man laughs!”

“A man must follow through on something once he decides it. I said that, right? But watching your friends get done in without doing something? That’s not being a man at all!”

“However objective one's analytical approach may seem, [Some dude] argues, we must recognize the myth of objectivity as another rhetoric, another metadiscourse fashioning our sense of 'reality.' Although avant-gardism has long been believed to be a metafictional rhetoric displacing reality, we must not forget that it is a framework of reality that has been constructed rhetorically--whether its rhetoric is ontological or consumerist or creative-masochistic.”

“The rat gave birth. Six little ones...cute baby rats... None of them are like Hitler.”

“Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.”

“I am only an average man, but by George, I work harder at it than the average man.”

“The more a man looks at a thing, the less he can see it, and the more a man learns a thing, the less he knows it.”