“Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.”

“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends”

“A jolly young fellow from YumaTold an elephant joke to a puma;now his skeleton liesbeneath hot western skies-the puma had no sense of huma”

“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.”

“LIFE BEGINS AT THE END OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE”

“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”

“There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful,And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.”