“Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.”
“To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.”
“In the end, the end of a life only matters to friends, family, and other folks you used to know. For everyone else, it's just another end.”
“Once there was an elephant,Who tried to use the telephant--No! No! I mean an elephone,Who tired to use the telephone.”
“It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.”
“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. ”