“LIFE BEGINS AT THE END OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE”

“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends”

“Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.”

“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”

“Sure deck your lower limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance– Have you seen yourself retreating?”

“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.”

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.”