“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends”

“LIFE BEGINS AT THE END OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE”

“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.”

“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”

“Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.”

“Sure deck your lower limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance– Have you seen yourself retreating?”

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.”