“You don`t get mood swings from eating cornflakes”

“Man has created technology. Technology has created man; what we are today. Electricity is our way of life. Without it many would perish.”

“A nontheological faith cannot explain itself, but a too theological faith loses contact with the reason for its existence. (154)”

“Then I reached down into myself and managed to say, 'you should celebrate, your birthday should be celebrated, because the world's a better place with you in it.' May you continue to pile on the years, but with more pleasure from now on.”

“And even if you hate her, can't stand her, even if she's ruining your life, there's something about her, some romance, some power. She's absolutely herself. No matter how hard you try, you'll never get to her. And when she dies, the world will be flat, too simple, reasonable, fair.”

“Bond is now the Bond Girl of the opening credits. It’s his silhouette we see – and nary a dancing naked babe in sight. Perhaps to compensate for this, in the actual film he gets his tits out a lot. He emerges from the sea glistening, showing off his pumped boobs, like Ursula Andress in ‘Dr No’ — save his nipples are more prominent. Bond has finally become his own Bond Girl.”

“Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I'm always saying yes.”