“Why is there never a headline that says "Government program ends as its intended goal has been achieved"?”

“When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.”

“Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner.”

“Fashion anticipates ... elegance is a state of mind.”

“Not every end is the goal. The end of a melody is not its goal,  and yet if  a melody has not  reached its end, it has not reached its goal.”

“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.”

“A key ingredient to achieving your goals is to make sure your goals are totally congruent with who you are as a person. Your head and hearts desire must match. It's such an important step in goal achievement and if we miss it, we can end up travelling a long way down the wrong path!”