“Fashion anticipates ... elegance is a state of mind.”

“When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.”

“Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner.”

“Why is there never a headline that says "Government program ends as its intended goal has been achieved"?”

“My motto for fashion: If you can’t afford to make an elegant statement, make a ridiculous one.”

“Like poetry, fashion does not state anything. It merely suggests”

“Learn how to think a few moves ahead at once. In life, if you can anticipate the human mind, you can anticipate all possible futures.”