“No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good...she took long naps, never got old, and didn't have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming.”
“What would Prince Charming have for occupation if he had not to awaken the Sleeping beauty?”
“A memory is only a Prince Charming who stays just long enough to awaken the Sleeping Beauties of our wordless stories.”
“She believed in dreams, all right, but she also believed in doing something about them. When Prince Charming didn't come along, she went over to the palace and got him.”
“Abel snores pornographically, like a prince sleeping off an orgy.”
“Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty decided to take a nap from which she would never wake up.”