“Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.”

“Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. ”

“Every child needs a champion.”

“The prince's official job description as king will be 'defender of the faith,' which currently means the state-financed absurdity of the Anglican Church, but he has more than once said publicly that he wants to be anointed as defender of all faiths—another indication of the amazing conceit he has developed in six decades of performing the only job allowed him by the hereditary principle: that of waiting for his mother to expire.”

“It is absurd to hold that a man should be ashamed of an inability to defend himself with his limbs, but not ashamed of an inability to defend himself with speech and reason; for the use of rational speech is more distinctive of a human being than the use of his limbs.”

“Every time a champion makes a decision they have a chance to learn something new, regardless of the outcome.”