“If a queen bee were crossed with a Friesian bull, would not the land flow with milk and honey?”

“Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.”

“Some men never recover from education.”

“Happiness is not a destination, it's a method of travel.”

“I shall sully the purity of your floor, said he...”

“If then we have angels, let us be sober, as though we were in the presence of tutors; for there is a demon present also.”

“Democracy is like a tamborine - not everyone can be trusted with it.”