“Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.”

“Money sometimes buys happiness. You have to break it down, though. Money is a means to an end. The problem is when you think it is an end in itself. Happiness is relationships, and people in the west think money is needed for relationships. But it's not. It comes down to trustworthiness." I'd heard the same thing in Switzerland. Trust is a prerequisite for happiness. Trust not only of your government, of institutions, but trust of your neighbors.”

“Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.”

“Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God.”

“* The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”