“Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good”

“You're so heavenly minded, you're no earthly good.”

“We must be so heavenly minded that we are compelled to be of earthly good!”

“I have always thought that Heaven is a place for people who had had a good life, but that is not true. God is merciful and way too good to make it so. The Heaven is just a place for people who could not be really happy while living on Earth. I was once told that people who commit suicide are taken back on Earth to repeat life from the very beginning because if they did not like it once, it did not mean they would not like it the next time. But those who did not fit in on Earth at all, ended up here. Everyone comes to Heaven in their own way.”

“There is indeed a heaven on this earth, a heaven which we inhabit when we read a good book.”

“When shit happened in heaven, some angels crashed on to earth.”