“Did I sleep on my face again?”

“When did he pass out lastnight?" Eric asked Myrna."After he swallowed my banana and I forced him to consume my fluids.”

“If you disrespect my woman like that again, I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass. You won’t get back up.”

“You want to go somewhere?' he asked.'Like now? its late.''isn't las vegas the city that never sleeps?''i think that's new york.''right. this is sin city.”

“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed off to a whole new level.”“I think that’s pissed on, not off,” Brian said.”

“Trey, are you molesting virgins again?~Brian”

“If I had the strength, I'd find myself otherwise occupied, but my legs refuse to move. My mouth seems to be working just fine though. If I had gills, I could go down on you.”