“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed off to a whole new level.”“I think that’s pissed on, not off,” Brian said.”
“Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen. Success pisses off the unsuccessful.”
“I am pissed off at your insensitive inability to understand why I'm pissed off in the first place.”
“Australians say 'pissed off.' Pissed means drunk. Piss is alcohol. To take the piss--that means to send someone up, make fun of them.”
“Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.”
“It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on”