“God, shoot me now, Trey thought. Babies, weddings, and preg- nancies. What will they be talking about next? Their periods?”

“What's wrong, Eric? Aggie asked."He got his period,"Trey said.”

“Trey pulled the sucker out of his mouth. "Um, Myrna," he said. "You seem to be naked."~Trey”

“I'm in your business, Trey. I'm so far in your business, your grandchildren will call me partner.”

“We eat on that table, you know.~Trey”

“Trey, are you molesting virgins again?~Brian”

“Has Trey ever told you that he's a virgin?" Reagan asked, stroking Ethan's hair with one hand and Trey's with the other.Ethan lifted his head and snorted with laughter. "Is today opposite day?”