“I'll try not to embarrass myself.""Why would you embarrass yourself?""Because I'm about to be trapped ona jet for more than two hours with the Brian Sinclair.""Last night you got laid by the Trey Mills.""And it was amazing," she said, rolling her eyes toward the ceiling to express her bliss."If you play your cards right, you might get laid by the Trey Mills in the bathroom back there in about half an hour.”

“You could knock,” Trey said. Brian paused in the bedroom’s doorway holding his towel around his waist. Standing before the long dresser, Trey wrapped his arms around the thin young man in front of him and plastered his body to the guy’s back. Trey’s hand slid up under the hem of his new friend’s T-shirt. The guy’s eyes widened and he caught Trey’s hands in his. “H-hey, Master Sinclair, erm, Brian. Can I call you Brian?” Brian shrugged and the guy flushed. “This isn’t what it looks like. I don’t like guys or anything.” He shook his head vigorously. “You will,” Trey murmured, inching the guy’s shirt further up his belly. “Trey, are you molesting virgins again?” Brian grinned at his best friend’s delight with his latest conquest.”

“Trey, are you molesting virgins again?~Brian”

“He glanced at Trey nervously and quickly averted his gaze to settle on Brian. "You guys rock. I absolutely idolize you. I wan't to be you.""I want to do you," Trey said, toying with the hair at the nape of Mark's neck.”

“Trey pulled the sucker out of his mouth. "Um, Myrna," he said. "You seem to be naked."~Trey”

“Besides she's off birth control now. I don't want you guys naked within a hundred yards of her.""Uh, how are we supposed to shower?"Trey asked.Brian rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You can shower, dumbass. Just make sure you wear a condom."”

“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed off to a whole new level.”“I think that’s pissed on, not off,” Brian said.”